Learning the irish english, please help me?

No one says top of the mornin to ya, dats just gay! I can't think of some words that are different, trainers/sneakers are called runners here, friends are called da lads (sumtimes), the TV is called the telly here (people say tv too but lots say telly), i can't think of a lot more realli, people say stuff like alright bud and that, ....................ugh stoopid question :(